Frank The Body Builder:
Glasgow Airport Taxi Drivers Funny Story
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Below is a section of Stories that have involved taxi drivers at Glasgow Airport.

Far Away Frank

One morning Frank the Body Builder, as he is known, was going to work at the Airport Rank.  All the drivers usually have a 'float' which is a handful of change for the first couple of customers.   The unfortunate thing here was that he had no float nor no money with him and when he looked at his petrol gauge he noticed he was running out as it was lit up.  But Frank thought he still would have plenty of petrol to get his first customer into Glasgow.  Sure enough someone came into his Taxi and asked to go to the west end of Glasgow.    Frank headed down the M8 and then took the cut off for the Clyde Tunnel. half way down this motorway, guess what happened? yep! your right, he ran out of petrol.  He then had the nerve to ask the customer to puss the car off the motorway because he knew there was a petrol station round the corner.  Once there he remembered he had no money with him so he asked the customer if he would pay for the hire, before he got there, and that he would give him a receipt.  The customer gave him the money so then Frank filled up his Taxi and off they set to complete the journey.  Once there the customer got out the Taxi and just as the customer was leaving Frank asked if he needed Frank for the return.   I think you can guess what the customer said!  He He He...

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